Wednesday, 1 December 2010

The party game at the time of Proust's youth

Questionnaire Proust filled out at age 13:

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Proust: To be separated from Mama Your answer: 
Where would you like to live?
Proust: In the country of the Ideal, or, rather, of my ideal Your answer: 
What is your idea of earthly happiness?
Proust: To live in contact with those I love, with the beauties of nature, with a quantity of books and music, and to have, within easy distance, a French theater Your answer: 
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
Proust: To a life deprived of the works of genius Your answer: 
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
Proust: Those of romance and poetry, those who are the expression of an ideal rather than an imitation of the real Your answer: 
Who are your favorite characters in history?
Proust: A mixture of Socrates, Pericles, Mahomet, Pliny the Younger and Augustin Thierry Your answer: 
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
Proust: A woman of genius leading an ordinary life Your answer: 
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
Proust: Those who are more than women without ceasing to be womanly; everything that is tender, poetic, pure and in every way beautiful Your answer: 
Your favorite painter?
Proust: Meissonier Your answer: 
Your favorite musician?
Proust: Mozart Your answer: 
The quality you most admire in a man?
Proust: Intelligence, moral sense Your answer: 
The quality you most admire in a woman?
Proust: Gentleness, naturalness, intelligence Your answer: 
Your favorite virtue?
Proust: All virtues that are not limited to a sect: the universal virtues Your answer: 
Your favorite occupation?
Proust: Reading, dreaming, and writing verse Your answer: 
Who would you have liked to be?
Proust: Since the question does not arise, I prefer not to answer it. All the same, I should very much have liked to be Pliny the Younger. Your answer: 

Questionnaire Proust filled out at age 20:

Questions which are identical or nearly identical to questions from the previous questionnaire were omitted.
Your most marked characteristic?
Proust: A craving to be loved, or, to be more precise, to be caressed and spoiled rather than to be admired Your answer: 
What do you most value in your friends?
Proust: Tenderness - provided they possess a physical charm which makes their tenderness worth having Your answer: 
What is your principle defect?
Proust: Lack of understanding; weakness of will Your answer: 
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
Proust: Never to have known my mother or my grandmother Your answer: 
What would you like to be?
Proust: Myself - as those whom I admire would like me to be Your answer: 
What is your favorite color?
Proust: Beauty lies not in colors but in their harmony Your answer: 
What is your favorite flower?
Proust: Hers - but apart from that, all Your answer: 
What is your favorite bird?
Proust: The swallow Your answer: 
Who are your favorite prose writers?
Proust: At the moment, Anatole France and Pierre Loti Your answer: 
Who are your favorite poets?
Proust: Baudelaire and Alfred de Vigny Your answer: 
Who are your heroes in real life?
Proust: Monsieur Darlu, Monsieur Boutroux (professors) Your answer: 
Who are your favorite heroines of history?
Proust: Cleopatra Your answer: 
What are your favorite names?
Proust: I only have one at a time Your answer: 
What is it you most dislike?
Proust: My own worst qualities Your answer: 
What historical figures do you most despise?
Proust: I am not sufficiently educated to say Your answer: 
What event in military history do you most admire?
Proust: My own enlistment as a volunteer! Your answer: 
What natural gift would you most like to possess?
Proust: Will power and irresistible charm Your answer: 
How would you like to die?
Proust: A better man than I am, and much beloved Your answer: 
What is your present state of mind?
Proust: Annoyance at having to think about myself in order to answer these questions Your answer: 
What is your motto?
Proust: I prefer not to say, for fear it might bring me bad luck. Your answer: 
This Proust's Questionnaire, slightly altered, is often found in popular periodicals such as Vanity Fair and the Guardian weekend magazine.

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